Some underrated stuff from season 1 of Gravity Falls

hiccuphaddock:

  • “So there i am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!”
  • Mabel’s soft “Dang…” when the gnome monster appears
  • LEGEND OF THE GOBBLEWONKER (seriously this episode is so good in so many ways)
  • Soos putting on Stan’s fez and looking in the mirror, saying “…one day” to himself
  • The old couple from the convenience store literally dying from a heart attack because some teenagers played edgy music
  • “I’m not acting suspicious, YOU’RE acting suspicious. WHAT’S A PIG?!”
  • Carla McCorkle
  • “Stan is sick and needs a bear -Dr. Medicine”
  • “Eh, i’m just gonna take them when you’re not looking” “Uh, what?” “I said i was gonna rob you”
  • The reeaaally smooth animation during some parts of the first few episodes
  • “My car!!” “We’ll just buy another one” “I love being rich”
  • Every segment of Stan on the Cash Wheel show
  • Mabel excitedly talking about legs while Mermando just gets progressively more uncomfortable
  • “FROM HECK’S HEART I STABBETH THEE!!!”

Some underrated stuff from season 1 of Gravity Falls

hiccuphaddock:

  • “So there i am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!”
  • Mabel’s soft “Dang…” when the gnome monster appears
  • LEGEND OF THE GOBBLEWONKER (seriously this episode is so good in so many ways)
  • Soos putting on Stan’s fez and looking in the mirror, saying “…one day” to himself
  • The old couple from the convenience store literally dying from a heart attack because some teenagers played edgy music
  • “I’m not acting suspicious, YOU’RE acting suspicious. WHAT’S A PIG?!”
  • Carla McCorkle
  • “Stan is sick and needs a bear -Dr. Medicine”
  • “Eh, i’m just gonna take them when you’re not looking” “Uh, what?” “I said i was gonna rob you”
  • The reeaaally smooth animation during some parts of the first few episodes
  • “My car!!” “We’ll just buy another one” “I love being rich”
  • Every segment of Stan on the Cash Wheel show
  • Mabel excitedly talking about legs while Mermando just gets progressively more uncomfortable
  • “FROM HECK’S HEART I STABBETH THEE!!!”

daveisverydramatic:

systlin:

systlin:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit. 

having the oldest used constitution in the world is not a point of pride, its just fuckin lazy, lol

daveisverydramatic:

systlin:

systlin:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit. 

having the oldest used constitution in the world is not a point of pride, its just fuckin lazy, lol

angel-baez:

kamen-apple-kinkshaming:

hurgler:

ubercream:

eleftheriatic:

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

I know it’s not March 15th anymore but this post is fantastic in every way

Source: eleftheriatic

angel-baez:

kamen-apple-kinkshaming:

hurgler:

ubercream:

eleftheriatic:

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

I know it’s not March 15th anymore but this post is fantastic in every way