also idk i really like the idea of Stan and Soos speaking a mishmash of Spanish and English, mostly stuff Stan picked up and that Soos’s abuelita taught Soos. canon? most likely not but….its warming my sleepy, sad heart to think of Soos slipping Spanish into his every day language (kinda like in Coco) and Stan just rolling with it without even thinking of it. i need more young Soos just having so many hecking reasons to love Stan like a dad.
also idk i really like the idea of Stan and Soos speaking a mishmash of Spanish and English, mostly stuff Stan picked up and that Soos’s abuelita taught Soos. canon? most likely not but….its warming my sleepy, sad heart to think of Soos slipping Spanish into his every day language (kinda like in Coco) and Stan just rolling with it without even thinking of it. i need more young Soos just having so many hecking reasons to love Stan like a dad.
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
The circle of life
cursed: pronouncing it pome
highly cursed: my fourth grade teacher who used to pronounce it poim (like the oi in oil. She pronounced oil like oel. Like the oe in poem)
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
The circle of life
cursed: pronouncing it pome
highly cursed: my fourth grade teacher who used to pronounce it poim (like the oi in oil. She pronounced oil like oel. Like the oe in poem)
people who don’t have cases on their phones make me nervous like why u tempting fate
people who don’t have cases on their phones make me nervous like why u tempting fate
people act like unfollowing and blocking are these big statements that only hard ass bastards do
i promise you they arent. Ive blocked and unfollowed people for saying they thought toaster strudels were bad. you shape your own online experience. you domt need that negativity. nobody online is worth shit
my phones autocorrect changed “unfollowing” three times but it didn’t catch “domt?” Thanks Samsung.
Domt be mean to Samsung
Blocked
people act like unfollowing and blocking are these big statements that only hard ass bastards do
i promise you they arent. Ive blocked and unfollowed people for saying they thought toaster strudels were bad. you shape your own online experience. you domt need that negativity. nobody online is worth shit
my phones autocorrect changed “unfollowing” three times but it didn’t catch “domt?” Thanks Samsung.
Domt be mean to Samsung
Blocked
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
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