havvehoagie:

i literally havent seen anyone talk abt this so

trump really did kill daca today and yall aint doing anything and thats gotta change. as the kid of immigrants this shit sucks and i cant imagine how scared dreamers must be

call your fucking congressmen and make it clear to everyone in congress that you will not support them the next time they are up for election if nothing changes

or you can text RESIST to 50409 and resistbot will actually help write to your senators, reps, even the white house. it also can make calls and really it makes writing to congress so much easier

havvehoagie:

i literally havent seen anyone talk abt this so

trump really did kill daca today and yall aint doing anything and thats gotta change. as the kid of immigrants this shit sucks and i cant imagine how scared dreamers must be

call your fucking congressmen and make it clear to everyone in congress that you will not support them the next time they are up for election if nothing changes

or you can text RESIST to 50409 and resistbot will actually help write to your senators, reps, even the white house. it also can make calls and really it makes writing to congress so much easier

triscribe:

idiopathicsmile:

orjustbecauseyoucould:

zarekthelordofthefries:

mousathe14:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

…Well now I’m thinking about intergalactic human exchange students on alien planets in the distant-future, causing the locals to freak out because of situations like this.

“Human-Alice! No! That is vryksnitt’r, it’s fangs and claws are coated in the worst of poisons! Don’t go near it!”

“Oh please, it’s just a big old lizard, I’ve had to drag lots of them out of restaurant patios before.”

“HUmaN-AliCE wHaT ARe yoU DoINg-!”

@space-australians

triscribe:

idiopathicsmile:

orjustbecauseyoucould:

zarekthelordofthefries:

mousathe14:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

…Well now I’m thinking about intergalactic human exchange students on alien planets in the distant-future, causing the locals to freak out because of situations like this.

“Human-Alice! No! That is vryksnitt’r, it’s fangs and claws are coated in the worst of poisons! Don’t go near it!”

“Oh please, it’s just a big old lizard, I’ve had to drag lots of them out of restaurant patios before.”

“HUmaN-AliCE wHaT ARe yoU DoINg-!”

@space-australians

thewaragainstapathy:

eregyrn-falls:

eregyrn-falls:

eregyrn-falls:

TIME FOR THE HULU TV TOURNAMENT FINALS!

Get in there and vote, if you have a Twitter!  And spread the word!  Clearly, Gravity Falls has a long way to go to give Brooklyn 99 a real challenge!  (And remember – 3000 showed up to vote for B99 last round, compared with around 1000 for GF.) But we’ve got 10 hours to go and Fallers can do this!

I know it’s a tough choice, and no matter which show wins, they’re BOTH great!

VOTE HERE.

(Once again, that GF art is by @mapleleauf based on the sketch by Alonso Ramirez Ramos; and the full original is here!)

WOW.  O_O

It’s only been like an hour and a half since I last looked???  Holy cow, look at that vote total!

(ohhhhhhhhhh.  Not only did @TheMysteryofGF retweet, but so did Alex!    That explains a lot…)

After Alex and TMofGF retweeted, Gravity Falls climbed to a head as high as 60%-40%… but Brooklyn 99 is catching back up.

(Holy cats, folks, THAT VOTE TOTAL.  Where are all these folks COMING from?)

Guys, right now is 50/50!

thewaragainstapathy:

eregyrn-falls:

eregyrn-falls:

eregyrn-falls:

TIME FOR THE HULU TV TOURNAMENT FINALS!

Get in there and vote, if you have a Twitter!  And spread the word!  Clearly, Gravity Falls has a long way to go to give Brooklyn 99 a real challenge!  (And remember – 3000 showed up to vote for B99 last round, compared with around 1000 for GF.) But we’ve got 10 hours to go and Fallers can do this!

I know it’s a tough choice, and no matter which show wins, they’re BOTH great!

VOTE HERE.

(Once again, that GF art is by @mapleleauf based on the sketch by Alonso Ramirez Ramos; and the full original is here!)

WOW.  O_O

It’s only been like an hour and a half since I last looked???  Holy cow, look at that vote total!

(ohhhhhhhhhh.  Not only did @TheMysteryofGF retweet, but so did Alex!    That explains a lot…)

After Alex and TMofGF retweeted, Gravity Falls climbed to a head as high as 60%-40%… but Brooklyn 99 is catching back up.

(Holy cats, folks, THAT VOTE TOTAL.  Where are all these folks COMING from?)

Guys, right now is 50/50!