Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

ifbrd:

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped

I posted this a year ago and I think it needs to be updated.

let’s changed #6 to “He’ll never amount to anything” since he’s now succeeded with the portal, but this is clearly something that’s bothering him and has been bothering him his whole life

let’s change #5 to “Ford will never forgive him for the science fair incident” because it seems like Stan has never had any interaction with Bill, but this is probably a fear of his

and let’s change #3 to “Mabel and Dipper will end up just like him and Ford” because it simply makes more sence

Also, let’s add Ford to #2 and #1,

Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

ifbrd:

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped

I posted this a year ago and I think it needs to be updated.

let’s changed #6 to “He’ll never amount to anything” since he’s now succeeded with the portal, but this is clearly something that’s bothering him and has been bothering him his whole life

let’s change #5 to “Ford will never forgive him for the science fair incident” because it seems like Stan has never had any interaction with Bill, but this is probably a fear of his

and let’s change #3 to “Mabel and Dipper will end up just like him and Ford” because it simply makes more sence

Also, let’s add Ford to #2 and #1,