Me: I have a math final tomorrow. Will you lend me your math abilities? Even though the level of math your using isn’t even close the level of math I’m using.
Brother: okay, *puts hand on my face* is this some kind of negotiating tactic? Because it’s not gonna work! FINE I was lying I’ll give you a raise just never do that again!

Later
Brother: I have a question for you, if you have a final tomorrow, why aren’t you studying?
Me: because everyone I study I cry.
Brother: jeez, why?
Me: because I’m stressed out, because I’m behind in the class, because I’m an idiot!
Brother: …whoa! Never say that about yourself!…I mean you weren’t comparing yourself to Toby Determined, but the quote still works

Me: I have a math final tomorrow. Will you lend me your math abilities? Even though the level of math your using isn’t even close the level of math I’m using.
Brother: okay, *puts hand on my face* is this some kind of negotiating tactic? Because it’s not gonna work! FINE I was lying I’ll give you a raise just never do that again!

Later
Brother: I have a question for you, if you have a final tomorrow, why aren’t you studying?
Me: because everyone I study I cry.
Brother: jeez, why?
Me: because I’m stressed out, because I’m behind in the class, because I’m an idiot!
Brother: …whoa! Never say that about yourself!…I mean you weren’t comparing yourself to Toby Determined, but the quote still works