stanley pines

Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

ifbrd:

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped

I posted this a year ago and I think it needs to be updated.

let’s changed #6 to “He’ll never amount to anything” since he’s now succeeded with the portal, but this is clearly something that’s bothering him and has been bothering him his whole life

let’s change #5 to “Ford will never forgive him for the science fair incident” because it seems like Stan has never had any interaction with Bill, but this is probably a fear of his

and let’s change #3 to “Mabel and Dipper will end up just like him and Ford” because it simply makes more sence

Also, let’s add Ford to #2 and #1,

Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

ifbrd:

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped

I posted this a year ago and I think it needs to be updated.

let’s changed #6 to “He’ll never amount to anything” since he’s now succeeded with the portal, but this is clearly something that’s bothering him and has been bothering him his whole life

let’s change #5 to “Ford will never forgive him for the science fair incident” because it seems like Stan has never had any interaction with Bill, but this is probably a fear of his

and let’s change #3 to “Mabel and Dipper will end up just like him and Ford” because it simply makes more sence

Also, let’s add Ford to #2 and #1,

WHY WE SHOULD BE VERY WORRIED ABOUT STANLEY PINES NEXT EPISODE!

After seeing this post by 

donnaroses 

and considering this post I made (and looking at the new promo I still see no signs of Stanley leaving the shack)

I have a scary prediction: The Shack will catch on fire

Scary for the Pines family, yes, but why should we be worried about Stanley you ask?

Well, remember all that foreshadowing of Stanley dying? And remember how many of those foreshadowing moments, heat or flames are involved?

We’ve been panicking about Stanley dying for months now. If there was ever a time to be concerned for his life it’s now because if the Shack burns down, Stan will probably be inside and probably won’t make it out alive

BE VERY WORRIED ABOUT STANLEY PINES CUZ HE MIGHT NOT BE ALIVE NEXT EPISODE

MAYBE I’M OVER ANALYZING BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WITH SHOW ANYMORE

WHY WE SHOULD BE VERY WORRIED ABOUT STANLEY PINES NEXT EPISODE!

After seeing this post by 

donnaroses 

and considering this post I made (and looking at the new promo I still see no signs of Stanley leaving the shack)

I have a scary prediction: The Shack will catch on fire

Scary for the Pines family, yes, but why should we be worried about Stanley you ask?

Well, remember all that foreshadowing of Stanley dying? And remember how many of those foreshadowing moments, heat or flames are involved?

We’ve been panicking about Stanley dying for months now. If there was ever a time to be concerned for his life it’s now because if the Shack burns down, Stan will probably be inside and probably won’t make it out alive

BE VERY WORRIED ABOUT STANLEY PINES CUZ HE MIGHT NOT BE ALIVE NEXT EPISODE

MAYBE I’M OVER ANALYZING BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WITH SHOW ANYMORE