Someone at work: today is April 29th! That means its the last day of April! Tomorrow’s May!
What I wanted to say in response:

Someone at work: today is April 29th! That means its the last day of April! Tomorrow’s May!
What I wanted to say in response:

Someone at work: today is April 29th! That means its the last day of April! Tomorrow’s May!
What I wanted to say in response:

Can I use this as an opportunity to spark (or re spark, if you have been post of the Wordgirl fandom for a long time) the discussion of WHY Tobey loses its accent when his mom is around?
Can I use this as an opportunity to spark (or re spark, if you have been post of the Wordgirl fandom for a long time) the discussion of WHY Tobey loses its accent when his mom is around?
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Why don’t apps that cost money have a free trial period?
Why don’t apps that cost money have a free trial period?
A Tale of Two Stans: the story of how Stanley got kicked out of the house and family as a teen, lived a miserable life until he met up with his brother again, who was then stuck in a portal before the end of the day, and how Stanley faked his own death and spent the next 30 years trying to get his brother back and not even getting a thank you when he finally succeeded
Dungeons Dungeons and more Dungeons: lets us know that Stan feels intellectually inferior to his brother “Maybe let him take a few bites of Ford’s brain first. Even things out smartness wise”
The Stanchurian Candidate: “I’m an old man and I’m not getting any younger. Do I really want ‘Crooked Grifter’ on my tombstone?”
The Last Mabelcorn: yes, let’s not tell Grunkle Stan about the huge deadly threat to our family by a demon and not include him in our family meetings
Roadside Attraction: “truth is I’ve been divorced once”
WE GET IT OKAY!!!! STANLEY PINES HAS A VERY MISERABLE LIFE! MUST YOU REMIND US OF THIS EVERY FLIPPIN EPISODE?????!!!!!!!! MUST YOU TORTURE US SO??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Tale of Two Stans: the story of how Stanley got kicked out of the house and family as a teen, lived a miserable life until he met up with his brother again, who was then stuck in a portal before the end of the day, and how Stanley faked his own death and spent the next 30 years trying to get his brother back and not even getting a thank you when he finally succeeded
Dungeons Dungeons and more Dungeons: lets us know that Stan feels intellectually inferior to his brother “Maybe let him take a few bites of Ford’s brain first. Even things out smartness wise”
The Stanchurian Candidate: “I’m an old man and I’m not getting any younger. Do I really want ‘Crooked Grifter’ on my tombstone?”
The Last Mabelcorn: yes, let’s not tell Grunkle Stan about the huge deadly threat to our family by a demon and not include him in our family meetings
Roadside Attraction: “truth is I’ve been divorced once”
WE GET IT OKAY!!!! STANLEY PINES HAS A VERY MISERABLE LIFE! MUST YOU REMIND US OF THIS EVERY FLIPPIN EPISODE?????!!!!!!!! MUST YOU TORTURE US SO??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!