dragonretirement:

• dipper recites the prayers over the candles from the siddur he brought for bar-mitzvah practice. on the first night he forgets the tune to the shecheyanu, so he just subs in a BABBA melody. no one notices
• ford teaches everyone else how to make latkes (with only minor gasoline fires! in his defense, gasoline and oil are the same thing in dimension 52) and the whole shack subsists off them for the rest of the summer
• mabel somehow convinced everyone to trust her to light the candles, but after she almost burns down the shack on the first night with her human-sized shamash, wendy takes over
• stan challenges the entire town to an “i have a little dreidel” duel– he’ll make a rhyme out of anything! ford annoys him by repeatedly requesting “i have a little dreidel / i made it out of orange”.
• mabel sets up a whole big photo shoot with plush snowflakes and jewish stars. dipper wonders whether or not to remind her that this is more of a high holidays tradition. 
• the mystery twins bring their 24 homemade chanukiyot (2 for every hannukah of their lives!) from cali and bring them out super early, but stan insists on covering the shack in traditional christmas decorations because “business is business, kids!”
• ford is SUPER excited about this bag of gelt he pocketed during his Inter-dimensional Travels and he hypes it up so much and then it turns out to be so terrible they actually use stan’s 30 year old soviet rubble gelt instead
• wendy shows off how she knows all the lyrics to the twelve days of christmas song, stan responds with a half hour long rendition of “chad gadya” (no one has the heart to tell him its the wrong holiday)
• in a surprising turn of events, mabel actually hates sufganiyot. she thinks they’re just “donuts that converted so their wife could have a kosher wedding”.
•  dipper is the ALPHA snowman constructor. his 8th night present for ford is a reconstruction of the “snow golem” from journal 3. ford cries, dipper cries, stan calls everyone nerds, mabel instigates a group hug

dragonretirement:

• dipper recites the prayers over the candles from the siddur he brought for bar-mitzvah practice. on the first night he forgets the tune to the shecheyanu, so he just subs in a BABBA melody. no one notices
• ford teaches everyone else how to make latkes (with only minor gasoline fires! in his defense, gasoline and oil are the same thing in dimension 52) and the whole shack subsists off them for the rest of the summer
• mabel somehow convinced everyone to trust her to light the candles, but after she almost burns down the shack on the first night with her human-sized shamash, wendy takes over
• stan challenges the entire town to an “i have a little dreidel” duel– he’ll make a rhyme out of anything! ford annoys him by repeatedly requesting “i have a little dreidel / i made it out of orange”.
• mabel sets up a whole big photo shoot with plush snowflakes and jewish stars. dipper wonders whether or not to remind her that this is more of a high holidays tradition. 
• the mystery twins bring their 24 homemade chanukiyot (2 for every hannukah of their lives!) from cali and bring them out super early, but stan insists on covering the shack in traditional christmas decorations because “business is business, kids!”
• ford is SUPER excited about this bag of gelt he pocketed during his Inter-dimensional Travels and he hypes it up so much and then it turns out to be so terrible they actually use stan’s 30 year old soviet rubble gelt instead
• wendy shows off how she knows all the lyrics to the twelve days of christmas song, stan responds with a half hour long rendition of “chad gadya” (no one has the heart to tell him its the wrong holiday)
• in a surprising turn of events, mabel actually hates sufganiyot. she thinks they’re just “donuts that converted so their wife could have a kosher wedding”.
•  dipper is the ALPHA snowman constructor. his 8th night present for ford is a reconstruction of the “snow golem” from journal 3. ford cries, dipper cries, stan calls everyone nerds, mabel instigates a group hug