Every Christmas Eve and New Years Eve I’m with a big group of people, and we always use those red plastic disposable cups, and everyone writes their name on theirs because there are so many people, so many cups, there’s basically no possible way to track your own cup.

The past couple of years I haven’t been writing my name, I’ve been writing something crazy, ridiculous and different every holiday. One year I think I wrote “Mrs. Claus” I’m sure one year I wrote “Elf” as a joke to how short I am. One year I wrote “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and my personal favorite is the New Years Eve I wrote “This cup belongs to future  supreme world dictator” (fun fact, I now have Siri call me “Supreme World Dictator”)

This year I decided to write:

“The goddess of destruction”

And it was extra funny to me, cuz I wonder where I might have gotten that idea from:

Every Christmas Eve and New Years Eve I’m with a big group of people, and we always use those red plastic disposable cups, and everyone writes their name on theirs because there are so many people, so many cups, there’s basically no possible way to track your own cup.

The past couple of years I haven’t been writing my name, I’ve been writing something crazy, ridiculous and different every holiday. One year I think I wrote “Mrs. Claus” I’m sure one year I wrote “Elf” as a joke to how short I am. One year I wrote “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and my personal favorite is the New Years Eve I wrote “This cup belongs to future  supreme world dictator” (fun fact, I now have Siri call me “Supreme World Dictator”)

This year I decided to write:

“The goddess of destruction”

And it was extra funny to me, cuz I wonder where I might have gotten that idea from: