Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped

Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped