My brother: *holding a baby carrot* hey look! I’m one of the beavers on Gravity Falls! *gnaws on carrot like its a wooden log* I love carvating!

(My brother said carvating but the actual word used in The Legend of the Gobblewonker was cavorting I believe)

Ten minutes later

Brother: look what I did to the carrot! *shows me a baby carrot that’s in the shape of block, like almost perfectly square*
Me: why did you…how did you??

Brother: like this *shows me how he used his teeth to scrape the sides of the carrot into perfect edges*

Brother: now that’s what I call CARROTING

My brother: *holding a baby carrot* hey look! I’m one of the beavers on Gravity Falls! *gnaws on carrot like its a wooden log* I love carvating!

(My brother said carvating but the actual word used in The Legend of the Gobblewonker was cavorting I believe)

Ten minutes later

Brother: look what I did to the carrot! *shows me a baby carrot that’s in the shape of block, like almost perfectly square*
Me: why did you…how did you??

Brother: like this *shows me how he used his teeth to scrape the sides of the carrot into perfect edges*

Brother: now that’s what I call CARROTING