My brother watching Into the Bunker:

The scene where Dipper thinks Wendy’s hurt:
My brother: I’ll bet that’s the shape shifter
The hurt Wendy is revealed to be the shape shifter,
My brother: CALLED IT!!

Wendy: don’t he itchy man
My brother: I’ve never heard anyone say that to another person before

Wendy: if you ever stop being my friend, I would like, throw myself into the bottomless pit.
My brother: well the thing about the bottomless pit….