A Tale of Two Stans: the story of how Stanley got kicked out of the house and family as a teen, lived a miserable life until he met up with his brother again, who was then stuck in a portal before the end of the day, and how Stanley faked his own death and spent the next 30 years trying to get his brother back and not even getting a thank you when he finally succeeded

Dungeons Dungeons and more Dungeons: lets us know that Stan feels intellectually inferior to his brother “Maybe let him take a few bites of Ford’s brain first. Even things out smartness wise”

The Stanchurian Candidate: “I’m an old man and I’m not getting any younger. Do I really want ‘Crooked Grifter’ on my tombstone?”

The Last Mabelcorn: yes, let’s not tell Grunkle Stan about the huge deadly threat to our family by a demon and not include him in our family meetings

Roadside Attraction: “truth is I’ve been divorced once”

WE GET IT OKAY!!!! STANLEY PINES HAS A VERY MISERABLE LIFE! MUST YOU REMIND US OF THIS EVERY FLIPPIN EPISODE?????!!!!!!!! MUST YOU TORTURE US SO??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Tale of Two Stans: the story of how Stanley got kicked out of the house and family as a teen, lived a miserable life until he met up with his brother again, who was then stuck in a portal before the end of the day, and how Stanley faked his own death and spent the next 30 years trying to get his brother back and not even getting a thank you when he finally succeeded

Dungeons Dungeons and more Dungeons: lets us know that Stan feels intellectually inferior to his brother “Maybe let him take a few bites of Ford’s brain first. Even things out smartness wise”

The Stanchurian Candidate: “I’m an old man and I’m not getting any younger. Do I really want ‘Crooked Grifter’ on my tombstone?”

The Last Mabelcorn: yes, let’s not tell Grunkle Stan about the huge deadly threat to our family by a demon and not include him in our family meetings

Roadside Attraction: “truth is I’ve been divorced once”

WE GET IT OKAY!!!! STANLEY PINES HAS A VERY MISERABLE LIFE! MUST YOU REMIND US OF THIS EVERY FLIPPIN EPISODE?????!!!!!!!! MUST YOU TORTURE US SO??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!