gravity falls

Headcanon that next summer Stan sits down with Dipper and Mabel to play a card game, and after he completely kicks their butts at it, the twins both blurt out “fuck!” and they freeze, realizing they just cursed in front of their uncle. They immediately start apologizing and beg Stan not to ground them for swearing and then Stan just screams “FINALLY I DON’T HAVE TO BITE MY FUCKING TONGUE FOR YOU LITTLE SHITS ANYMORE!!!!!”

Ford later comes up from the basement to find his niece and nephew now have as bad mouths as his brother, and he just turns around and goes straight back into the basement

Headcanon that next summer Stan sits down with Dipper and Mabel to play a card game, and after he completely kicks their butts at it, the twins both blurt out “fuck!” and they freeze, realizing they just cursed in front of their uncle. They immediately start apologizing and beg Stan not to ground them for swearing and then Stan just screams “FINALLY I DON’T HAVE TO BITE MY FUCKING TONGUE FOR YOU LITTLE SHITS ANYMORE!!!!!”

Ford later comes up from the basement to find his niece and nephew now have as bad mouths as his brother, and he just turns around and goes straight back into the basement

I had a Gravity Falls dream last night where Weirdmageddon broke out again and I guess a bunch of the townsfolk weren’t in the town at the time for some reason and they were all trying to figure out how to sneak back into Gravity Falls to save all the other townsfolk. And before Weirdmageddon broke out in the dream, Mabel and Dipper’s parents banned them from going back to Gravity Falls, so the twins created a secret way of getting into Gravity Falls whenever they wanted, and the townsfolk used that to sneak back into the town.
And the only other thing I remember about the dream is that there was a moment when the whole town was gathered around the lake and Ford was telling everyone that they HAD to get rid of all images of Bill, and everyone started chucking a bunch of pictures of Bill into the lake and they basically just turned it into a party and played music and danced while they threw every depiction of Bill they could find off the dock.

My dreams never make much since but they’re interesting

I had a Gravity Falls dream last night where Weirdmageddon broke out again and I guess a bunch of the townsfolk weren’t in the town at the time for some reason and they were all trying to figure out how to sneak back into Gravity Falls to save all the other townsfolk. And before Weirdmageddon broke out in the dream, Mabel and Dipper’s parents banned them from going back to Gravity Falls, so the twins created a secret way of getting into Gravity Falls whenever they wanted, and the townsfolk used that to sneak back into the town.
And the only other thing I remember about the dream is that there was a moment when the whole town was gathered around the lake and Ford was telling everyone that they HAD to get rid of all images of Bill, and everyone started chucking a bunch of pictures of Bill into the lake and they basically just turned it into a party and played music and danced while they threw every depiction of Bill they could find off the dock.

My dreams never make much since but they’re interesting