gravity falls

My brother: *holding a baby carrot* hey look! I’m one of the beavers on Gravity Falls! *gnaws on carrot like its a wooden log* I love carvating!

(My brother said carvating but the actual word used in The Legend of the Gobblewonker was cavorting I believe)

Ten minutes later

Brother: look what I did to the carrot! *shows me a baby carrot that’s in the shape of block, like almost perfectly square*
Me: why did you…how did you??

Brother: like this *shows me how he used his teeth to scrape the sides of the carrot into perfect edges*

Brother: now that’s what I call CARROTING

My brother: *holding a baby carrot* hey look! I’m one of the beavers on Gravity Falls! *gnaws on carrot like its a wooden log* I love carvating!

(My brother said carvating but the actual word used in The Legend of the Gobblewonker was cavorting I believe)

Ten minutes later

Brother: look what I did to the carrot! *shows me a baby carrot that’s in the shape of block, like almost perfectly square*
Me: why did you…how did you??

Brother: like this *shows me how he used his teeth to scrape the sides of the carrot into perfect edges*

Brother: now that’s what I call CARROTING

Me: I’m not worried about Dipper and Mabel vs the Future! Yet! I won’t be until I start seeing trailers and promos. Then I’ll loose my mind completely! Until then, not going to worry about it because there’s nothing to worry about yet!
Me: *thinks about things that could happen in Dipper and Mabel vs the Future while reading other people’s theories on what could happen and sees tweets from Alex*
Me:…crap…

Me: I’m not worried about Dipper and Mabel vs the Future! Yet! I won’t be until I start seeing trailers and promos. Then I’ll loose my mind completely! Until then, not going to worry about it because there’s nothing to worry about yet!
Me: *thinks about things that could happen in Dipper and Mabel vs the Future while reading other people’s theories on what could happen and sees tweets from Alex*
Me:…crap…

QUESTION ABOUT A LINE IN ROADSIDE ATTRACTION

Ok, in the beginning, after the box of Wendy pictures fall, right after Soos and Mabel go “ugh!!” Mabel says “[blank], I thought you were finally past all this?”

Can someone please fill in the blank for me? I’ve replayed that line several times and still can’t make it out

EDIT: http://ifbrd.tumblr.com/post/129652628763/now-im-embarrassed-lol-thank-you-w0lfebyt3-and

QUESTION ABOUT A LINE IN ROADSIDE ATTRACTION

Ok, in the beginning, after the box of Wendy pictures fall, right after Soos and Mabel go “ugh!!” Mabel says “[blank], I thought you were finally past all this?”

Can someone please fill in the blank for me? I’ve replayed that line several times and still can’t make it out

EDIT: http://ifbrd.tumblr.com/post/129652628763/now-im-embarrassed-lol-thank-you-w0lfebyt3-and

The theme of season 2.5

A Tale of Two Stans: the story of how Stanley got kicked out of the house and family as a teen, lived a miserable life until he met up with his brother again, who was then stuck in a portal before the end of the day, and how Stanley faked his own death and spent the next 30 years trying to get his brother back and not even getting a thank you when he finally succeeded

Dungeons Dungeons and more Dungeons: lets us know that Stan feels intellectually inferior to his brother “Maybe let him take a few bites of Ford’s brain first. Even things out smartness wise”

The Stanchurian Candidate: “I’m an old man and I’m not getting any younger. Do I really want ‘Crooked Grifter’ on my tombstone?”

The Last Mabelcorn: yes, let’s not tell Grunkle Stan about the huge deadly threat to our family by a demon and not include him in our family meetings

Roadside Attraction: “truth is I’ve been divorced once”

WE GET IT OKAY!!!! STANLEY PINES HAS A VERY MISERABLE LIFE! MUST YOU REMIND US OF THIS EVERY FLIPPIN EPISODE?????!!!!!!!! MUST YOU TORTURE US SO??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The theme of season 2.5

A Tale of Two Stans: the story of how Stanley got kicked out of the house and family as a teen, lived a miserable life until he met up with his brother again, who was then stuck in a portal before the end of the day, and how Stanley faked his own death and spent the next 30 years trying to get his brother back and not even getting a thank you when he finally succeeded

Dungeons Dungeons and more Dungeons: lets us know that Stan feels intellectually inferior to his brother “Maybe let him take a few bites of Ford’s brain first. Even things out smartness wise”

The Stanchurian Candidate: “I’m an old man and I’m not getting any younger. Do I really want ‘Crooked Grifter’ on my tombstone?”

The Last Mabelcorn: yes, let’s not tell Grunkle Stan about the huge deadly threat to our family by a demon and not include him in our family meetings

Roadside Attraction: “truth is I’ve been divorced once”

WE GET IT OKAY!!!! STANLEY PINES HAS A VERY MISERABLE LIFE! MUST YOU REMIND US OF THIS EVERY FLIPPIN EPISODE?????!!!!!!!! MUST YOU TORTURE US SO??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!