gravity falls – Page 45 – Gravity Falls and Other Related Stuff

Me: I have a math final tomorrow. Will you lend me your math abilities? Even though the level of math your using isn’t even close the level of math I’m using.
Brother: okay, *puts hand on my face* is this some kind of negotiating tactic? Because it’s not gonna work! FINE I was lying I’ll give you a raise just never do that again!

Later
Brother: I have a question for you, if you have a final tomorrow, why aren’t you studying?
Me: because everyone I study I cry.
Brother: jeez, why?
Me: because I’m stressed out, because I’m behind in the class, because I’m an idiot!
Brother: …whoa! Never say that about yourself!…I mean you weren’t comparing yourself to Toby Determined, but the quote still works

My brother and I were upstairs in our rooms, supposed to be going to sleep, and I had my light on. I heard my mom come upstairs and I turned off my light.

My mom (to my brother): yeah you better turn that light off
Brother: my light was off
Mom: I heard it click off
Me: that was mine
Brother (to my mom): wow your knees must be sore, from jumping to conclusions!
mom: …?
Brother: *points to me* she gets the reference

My brother and I were upstairs in our rooms, supposed to be going to sleep, and I had my light on. I heard my mom come upstairs and I turned off my light.

My brother trying to figure out something on the computer:
Brother: what happens if I click this?
Dad: the world…will melt
Me: the world will turn into an egg! Or you could just roll an eight.

Hey autocorrect, could you stop changing “Dipper” to “Supper”? Thanks

I turned on the tv and saw Gravity Falls on, without thinking I changed it to Gravity Falls.
…Weirdmageddon Part 2 was on, right at the flashbacks of Dip and Mabel’s childhood (the second time, right before Dipper told her he’d go home with her)

And I’m just like “oh…oh…I wasn’t mentally prepared to watch that again”