Another theory of my brother’s

That the portal Stan is working on is a portal to another dimension that thirty years ago had all the paranormal stuff and last time it was open (thirty years ago) it released all the supernatural stuff into Gravity Falls. And the author got stuck in the other dimension where all the supernatural stuff came from.

Another theory of my brother’s

That the portal Stan is working on is a portal to another dimension that thirty years ago had all the paranormal stuff and last time it was open (thirty years ago) it released all the supernatural stuff into Gravity Falls. And the author got stuck in the other dimension where all the supernatural stuff came from.

Me (quoting the conversation between Dipper and Manly Dan in Head Hunters): “where were ya last night?” “Punching the clock” “you were at work?” “No I was punching that clock!!”
Me:….why was he punching that clock???
My brother: maybe that’s his job
Me: he’s a lumberjack
Brother: right, maybe that’s his job
Me: do you know what a lumberjack does??
Brother: yes
Me: what?
Brother: they punch clocks!!!
Me: