gravity falls headcanon

Headcanon that next summer Stan sits down with Dipper and Mabel to play a card game, and after he completely kicks their butts at it, the twins both blurt out “fuck!” and they freeze, realizing they just cursed in front of their uncle. They immediately start apologizing and beg Stan not to ground them for swearing and then Stan just screams “FINALLY I DON’T HAVE TO BITE MY FUCKING TONGUE FOR YOU LITTLE SHITS ANYMORE!!!!!”

Ford later comes up from the basement to find his niece and nephew now have as bad mouths as his brother, and he just turns around and goes straight back into the basement

Headcanon that next summer Stan sits down with Dipper and Mabel to play a card game, and after he completely kicks their butts at it, the twins both blurt out “fuck!” and they freeze, realizing they just cursed in front of their uncle. They immediately start apologizing and beg Stan not to ground them for swearing and then Stan just screams “FINALLY I DON’T HAVE TO BITE MY FUCKING TONGUE FOR YOU LITTLE SHITS ANYMORE!!!!!”

Ford later comes up from the basement to find his niece and nephew now have as bad mouths as his brother, and he just turns around and goes straight back into the basement

Random Gravity Falls headcanon:

Melody has a severe peanut/ tree nut allergy.

Why this headcanon? Literally for no other reason than I want a character to have the same allergy as me (and I love Melody so yeah)

Random Gravity Falls headcanon:

Melody has a severe peanut/ tree nut allergy.

Why this headcanon? Literally for no other reason than I want a character to have the same allergy as me (and I love Melody so yeah)

Headcanon that Dipper has a stuffed animal that he’s had since he was little, and needs it to sleep with (and he’s needed it even more since he got to Gravity Falls)
He hides it under his pillow and thinks the only one knows about it is Mabel, but Stan actually knows about it too and hasn’t told Dipper because he doesn’t want to embarrass him.
Idk why but I headcanon this stuffed animal to be an orca whale.

Headcanon that Dipper has a stuffed animal that he’s had since he was little, and needs it to sleep with (and he’s needed it even more since he got to Gravity Falls)
He hides it under his pillow and thinks the only one knows about it is Mabel, but Stan actually knows about it too and hasn’t told Dipper because he doesn’t want to embarrass him.
Idk why but I headcanon this stuffed animal to be an orca whale.

Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped

Headcannon: Stan’s top 10 biggest fears

10. Heights. While this fear is nowhere near as bad as it was, if he gets high enough, he’ll still get a bit nervous
9. Mabel Juice (“it’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby”)
8. Getting arrested (again)
7. Bankruptcy
6. He’ll fail whatever he is working on under the Shack
5. Bill Cipher
4. The twins don’t really love him
3. Dipper will end up just like him.
2. The twins will get hurt or killed (disappearing is also included) by something he CAN’T stop
1. The twins will get hurt or killed (again, disappearing is included in this) by something he COULD HAVE stopped