My mom: why are you dressed for Halloween? You don’t have plans to go out and we’re not handing out candy this year
Me: because if I’m not wearing a costume while watching scary cartoons in the dark its not Halloween, its just Monday

My mom: why are you dressed for Halloween? You don’t have plans to go out and we’re not handing out candy this year
Me: because if I’m not wearing a costume while watching scary cartoons in the dark its not Halloween, its just Monday