Yakko: hey Scratchy can I ask you to do me two favors?
Scratchansniff (dreadfully): what?
Yakko: first can you drive me to the DMV so I can get my learners permit, then will you teach me to drive?
Scratchansniff: *faints*

(this is where Yakko would make a smart-mouth comment but I can’t think of anything so y’all feel free to finish this if you think of anything)

Yakko: hey Scratchy can I ask you to do me two favors?
Scratchansniff (dreadfully): what?
Yakko: first can you drive me to the DMV so I can get my learners permit, then will you teach me to drive?
Scratchansniff: *faints*

(this is where Yakko would make a smart-mouth comment but I can’t think of anything so y’all feel free to finish this if you think of anything)