Idk about everyone else but I mostly want to know Dipper’s real name so I can write fanfiction scenes where he gets in trouble and Stan yells at him with his real name and Dipper just goes “Oh shit, real name, I really am in trouble…”

Idk about everyone else but I mostly want to know Dipper’s real name so I can write fanfiction scenes where he gets in trouble and Stan yells at him with his real name and Dipper just goes “Oh shit, real name, I really am in trouble…”