bill cipher

I love how when Bill is about to die in Stan’s mind he’s screaming that he’ll give Stan anything to let him live. Money, his own galaxy, whatever he wants.

Bill wtf did you think Stan could have done at that point?? I’m sure Stan couldn’t have jumped out of his mindscape and said “hey Ford, could we hold off a minute, this guy’s got some really interesting offers!” and even if he could have done that, there’s no way Ford would just stop shooting the memory gun and say “oh sure thing, take your time, let me know what you decide”
Bill come on you’re smarter than this

I love how when Bill is about to die in Stan’s mind he’s screaming that he’ll give Stan anything to let him live. Money, his own galaxy, whatever he wants.

Bill wtf did you think Stan could have done at that point?? I’m sure Stan couldn’t have jumped out of his mindscape and said “hey Ford, could we hold off a minute, this guy’s got some really interesting offers!” and even if he could have done that, there’s no way Ford would just stop shooting the memory gun and say “oh sure thing, take your time, let me know what you decide”
Bill come on you’re smarter than this

I had a Gravity Falls dream last night where Weirdmageddon broke out again and I guess a bunch of the townsfolk weren’t in the town at the time for some reason and they were all trying to figure out how to sneak back into Gravity Falls to save all the other townsfolk. And before Weirdmageddon broke out in the dream, Mabel and Dipper’s parents banned them from going back to Gravity Falls, so the twins created a secret way of getting into Gravity Falls whenever they wanted, and the townsfolk used that to sneak back into the town.
And the only other thing I remember about the dream is that there was a moment when the whole town was gathered around the lake and Ford was telling everyone that they HAD to get rid of all images of Bill, and everyone started chucking a bunch of pictures of Bill into the lake and they basically just turned it into a party and played music and danced while they threw every depiction of Bill they could find off the dock.

My dreams never make much since but they’re interesting

I had a Gravity Falls dream last night where Weirdmageddon broke out again and I guess a bunch of the townsfolk weren’t in the town at the time for some reason and they were all trying to figure out how to sneak back into Gravity Falls to save all the other townsfolk. And before Weirdmageddon broke out in the dream, Mabel and Dipper’s parents banned them from going back to Gravity Falls, so the twins created a secret way of getting into Gravity Falls whenever they wanted, and the townsfolk used that to sneak back into the town.
And the only other thing I remember about the dream is that there was a moment when the whole town was gathered around the lake and Ford was telling everyone that they HAD to get rid of all images of Bill, and everyone started chucking a bunch of pictures of Bill into the lake and they basically just turned it into a party and played music and danced while they threw every depiction of Bill they could find off the dock.

My dreams never make much since but they’re interesting