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Gravity Falls Crack au: Stan somehow officially and (mostly) legally adopts everyone. By the time he’s got Ford out of the portal, he has a small army of adopted children who may or may not be criminals. Soos is the get-away driver bc he’s the oldest (he’s like Short Round, but less annoying), Wendy is a boss at breaking and entering, Mabel forgeries are incredible, Dipper is the best pick pocket and usually helps Stan plan their family bonding nights (heists), Pacifica is a natural grifter and knows all the laws inside and out and can talk them out of anything, Grenda is the muscle and can break any lock that can’t be picked fast enough, and Candy is the family mad scientist. Ford gets a much bigger family reunion, and thanks to the kids discovering the portal early on, he gets home several years ahead of schedule.
i approve of this and especially the (mostly) you included in the legally bit.
because i’m trying to imagine how the semi-legal adoptions went.
especially Pacifica
Someone’s been going through my trash
I never expected to see this again. But, hey, what the heck, lets flesh out my crack au! I’ll try to keep it chronological, but I might just end up doing a time-line later. Ok, here we go!
Dipper and Mabel get adopted by Stan when they’re less than a year old. They were the easiest and most legal of Stan’s adopted children. Either their parents die or are unable to take care of them (haven’t decided yet) and Shermy is in and assisted living home (I hc him as older then the Stans), so Stan takes them in and adopts them.
Next child Stan adopts is Wendy. This happens about the same time Soos is hired and Pacifica comes into the picture (more on her later). Both of Wendy’s parents die in a car crash on a rainy night. None of Wendy’s family live close enough for them to take care of her right after the accident, and Stan was her regular babysitter, so she stayed with him and the little twins for a little while until her cousin from the logging camp (he doesn’t own it yet, but he works there), her new guardian, comes to pick her up. When Stan see’s that Wendy’s cousin is barely 19 and scared out of his mind at the thought of being Wendy’s new guardian. Stan talks to the kid, and Stan ends up adopting Wendy instead.
Not long after that, Soos is hired, and is a great help babysitting two two year olds and a five year old. Raising three kids who are as rowdy, curious, and destructive as Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy is much more expensive than Stan though, so, in order to make some a lot more money, and fast, looks around and finds out that the Northwests are looking for a permanent nanny for their daughter. Not only are they going to pay whoever gets the job a lot of money, but Pacifica is only about a month and a half older than the little twins. So Stan forges some stuff, bribes a few people, and boom, high paying nanny gig. Which basicly just means sticking Pacifica behind a baby gate with the twins and Wendy and has Soos keep an eye on them all. Pacifica isn’t adopted yet, but we’ll get to her soon.
Soos’s abuela falls down the stairs and breaks her hip, arm, and leg. She can’t work due to these injuries, and eventually, after her stay in the hospital is up, moves into the Gravity Falls retirement home. Soos stayed at the Shack while she was in the hospital, since none of his many relatives live close. Normally, he would have moved in with one of his relatives, but his abuela isn’t dead yet, can’t travel anywhere, and she see’s how good it is for Soos to have a father figure, albeit one who is as much of a conman as Stan. So she arranges for the two of them to have shared custody over Soos. He visits her often, but loves living in the Shack with his new little siblings and his dad Stan. By this point, Soos is 13, the twins and Pacifica are almost 3, and Wendy is 6.
Pacificas parents die in a private jet crash. They were flying to a fancy billionaires-only party in Europe. Over the weekend of their daughters third birthday. I hate them so freaking much. Stan was taking care of her overnight, but instead of one of the Northwests butlers coming to pick up Pacifica like normal, no one comes for a few days. Then, Pacificas paternal grandmother, Octavia Northwest, rolls up in a limo, says she came all the way from her villa in Tuscany to retrieve her granddaughter. Well, she stays in her limo and sends one of her butlers to tell Stan that. Stan, disliking this, tells the butler to tell Octavia to come get her granddaughter herself if she actually wants her. Thus ensues a passive-aggressive game of telephone between the Shack and the limo, with the poor butler caught in-between, that ends with Octavia going “Fine! If you want her so badly than you can keep her!” She drives off, sends Stan adoption papers that only need his signature, as well as documents legally changings Pacificas last name to Pines. Octavia also had reports and papers changed so that it looks like Pacifica was on the plane with her parents and died in the crash as well, and sends Stan a substantial bribe so he’ll keep his mouth shut, which Stan uses to go buy Pacifica clothes and other essentials that “don’t smell like rich jerk”.
The twins and Pacifica start preschool. Almost halfway through the year, Mabel and brings home two friends that she tells Stan she “‘dopted as sisters!” Turns out, these two girls, Candy and Grenda, were both living in a foster home in town. Stan looks at how good they were getting along with Mabel, and heck they were getting along with Pacifica and Dipper and Wendy and Soos too. And Mabel was already making room for their things, and really, who was he to say no to his little pumpkin? So two new adoption certificates wind up in Stan’s safe, and he starts shopping for two new beds.
Ford ends up getting home earlier in this au. Candy and Pacifica find Journal 2 in second grade (so Gideon never happens) and Wendy and Dipper find Journal 3 about a year and a half later. Stan still never tells any of the kids about Ford, but they show him the Journals as soon as they find them (in that cute little ‘I’m so clever, look upon my works and be amazed!’ way that kids do), and since Stan has his little crew of criminally gifted children to help him, he doesn’t get caught stealing the nuclear waste. (No, Stan doesn’t take anyone with him to steal the waste, but Dipper helps him plan better [kids a natural], and Mabel and Candy make a very loud, very glittery bomb distraction to set off at the other end of the building. They don’t know all the details about what Stan is doing, but they’ve learned to trust him buy now.) He does take them down into the basement beforehand though, so everybody gets to see Ford come out of the Portal. Stan still hasn’t explained what the heck was going on, or who Ford was, so everyone is confused. At this point in time, Candy, Grenda, Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica are all around 8-9, Wendy is 11, and Soos just graduated high school at 18.
Dipper and Mabel and Candy and Grenda and Pacifica call Stan Grunkle Stan, Wendy calls him Uncle Stan, and Soos jumps around between Stan and Mr Pines (except for when he thinks Stan can’t hear him. Then Soos calls him his Dad)
Tiny Grenda is still very strong, and she body-checks Ford and sends him flying after he punches Stan.
What do I even call this au? Dad-Stan au? Stan-mily au? Ford-ticks-of-a-bunch-of-kids-int-less-than-two-seconds-by-punching-then-yelling-at-thier-father au?
STANMILY AU
*pounds fist*
THIS IS A THING NOW
GRENDA BODY-CHECKING FORD IS NOW MY NEW FAVORITE IMAGE
Previously I assumed had Wendy been there for the portal opening she probably would have decked Ford but actually TINY GRENDA ATTACK sounds so much better
his precious little criminals
the glitter NOT A BOMB is a beautiful thing Candy and Mabel made; they obtained a large amount of glitter gel pens and poured them into one big giant DEFINITELY NOT A BOMB along with (Mabel reluctantly getting rid of for the sake of the greater good) the industrial grade barrel of sprinkles along with smile dip (which was also banned for being an incendiary device under pressure) to create a beautiful NOT A BOMB that when exploded covered everyone in a 10 meter radius in sticky glitter gel laced with hallucinogenic candy and sprinkles.
Grunkle Stan couldn’t be more proud (or confused for that matter, but HEY, it worked).
Pacifica’s family can go fuck themselves and Stan is adamant about that fact and also considering blackmailing the Northwest’s to get their mansion (HE CAN HAVE ALL THE CHILDREN IN ONE PLACE THEN) currently now that Ford is back, he doesn’t NECESSARILY have to live in the Mystery Shack even though it’s his home too, just in case (PLUS THEN HE CAN OWN A MANSION, THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE)
Ford tries to threaten Stan with the ‘I own this house get out by the end of summer’ but is overwhelmed by tiny 9 year old’s and one 18 year old begging him not to make their grunkle homeless and a menacing 11 year old grabbing an axe (because all Wendy’s are proficient with lumber-jacking equipment, no matter the AU)
The Rift gets fixed early because Dipper is too tiny to keep secrets (ok so Pacifica, Grenda, Mabel and Candy are just good at getting secrets out of him) and instead of going in alone, Ford accidentally turns what was going to be ‘go into the ancient alien ship alone and or with Dipper because I’m the ‘cool’ grunkle’ into ‘Full scale heist operation involving five minors that did the job better than Ford ever could have on his own tbh and now he feels outclassed by several 9 year old’s and an 11 year old who didn’t need an electrical gun to scale down the sheer pipes’
STANMILY AU
alternatively ‘STAN’S TINY MAFIA’
I had to.
OH
MY
GOD
THIS IS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND PURE AND GOOD IN EVERY WAY
Ford will NEVER live this down till the day he dies; six children (I count Soos as a child) all saw him get decked by Grenda.
stan isn’t sure how to react to this turn of events. I mean, he has an army of small children at his disposal, but also he wasn’t expecting that and it was his brother…
“Grenda, sweetie.. uh, please don’t body-check my brother, no matter how much of a jerk he’s being.” “STANLEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A SMALL ARMY OF CHILDREN HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH WHILE I’VE BEEN GONE!”“ “[Genuinely offended gasp] Ford! There are children in here! And Soos!” (covering soos’s ears)
stan will not have his children corrupted by profanity…. not because he cares but because if HE has to constantly substitute words when he stubs his toe in this household, EVERYONE does.
if he doesn’t get to swear, no one does.
And then immediately after that Stan has to grab Candy to stop her from attacking Ford with some type of homemade tazer she dismembered Stans toaster to make.
“Do not worry Grunkle Stan, Candy will stop the evil shape-stealing alien that has come for you!”
“Candy NO!”
Pacifica to Dipper (they’re journal buddies btw) “Does number 3 say anything about clones?”
“No. There is something about a Shapeshifter though Paz!”
“Can I see it?”
Mabel, Grenda, and Soos are all chanting “GRENDA! POWER! GRENDA!POWER!”
Wendy, to Stan “Uncle Stan, what the actual heck! Also, one of my braces brackets popped off, we need to get it fixed again.”
Ford, on the floor, winded and confused “Jheselbraum please come save me again. Please.”
this is the best au ever
flord
ford is flord
ford ded
no deity saves him he is at the mercy of these small children and a bigger child
mabel has leftover NOT A BOMB gel and tosses it in Ford’s face like she was suddenly realizing she needs to help Candy.
Ford experiences Smile Dip for the first time.
…
all in all a successful family reunion
soos records a video of ford talking to giant gummy bear dogs and whales, with bright green drugged out eyes and ford never lives that down either.
mabel thinks it was adorable because ford looked like an owl with his big old eyes and tiny pupils (never mind that it was because she NOT A BOMB’ed him with a hallucinogenic, IT’S ADORABLE HE’S LIKE A LITTLE OLD OWL MAN!)
She sews Ford an owl sweater as an apology. It’s a little big around the middle because she didn’t have fords measurements and based them off stans who has a bit of a gut so ford look sorta gangly because the sweaters too big. She thinks it’s adorable, he thinks it’s humiliating.
its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me
sorry to add to the post but I remember in 5th grade when they invented the “smart whiteboard” and my school won one for the library and everyone lost their shit because they were so expensive and I graduated high school last year and by the time I graduated every single classroom had one. Watching technology go from glitchy and expensive to powerful and affordable within less than ten years continues to blow my mind
no but also like owning a flip phone was the Coolest Shit™ and you could take photos(???) and it was like so incredible, and it was all fun and games until you pressed the key for THE INTERNET and you knew you’d be charged so you pressed that cancel key eighty times and prayed to god that he’d take mercy on you…and then iphones became a thing and it was like unreal
Going from vcrs and huge roll in tvs to streaming the movie online and projecting that onto the smart board within the span of 5-10 years.
ok but do you guys remember before proper projectors were put in there was the overhead projector that could only read clear plastics and it projected using light and mirrors
Technology
remember when you got your first phone, and it had monoton/polyphone ringtones=? OR THE FIRST TIME YOU COULD ACTUALLY PUT A SONG AS YOUR RINGTONE 1:1 that was such a huge thing…..Also the first phones with coloured displays, 100x100px photos……god what a time….
I remember before iPods became a thing and I was in like 5th grade and I got a Walkman CD player (because regular CD players would skip and shit if you moved them too much and walkmans were like A+ technology that you could listen to CDs on the go) and I had like the whole case of CDs I’d take with me everywhere. Then iPods became the new norm and everyone’s mind was collectively blown
My great-grandmother went from being the first house in town to have electricity to emailing her cross-national friends in her lifetime.
its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me
sorry to add to the post but I remember in 5th grade when they invented the “smart whiteboard” and my school won one for the library and everyone lost their shit because they were so expensive and I graduated high school last year and by the time I graduated every single classroom had one. Watching technology go from glitchy and expensive to powerful and affordable within less than ten years continues to blow my mind
no but also like owning a flip phone was the Coolest Shit™ and you could take photos(???) and it was like so incredible, and it was all fun and games until you pressed the key for THE INTERNET and you knew you’d be charged so you pressed that cancel key eighty times and prayed to god that he’d take mercy on you…and then iphones became a thing and it was like unreal
Going from vcrs and huge roll in tvs to streaming the movie online and projecting that onto the smart board within the span of 5-10 years.
ok but do you guys remember before proper projectors were put in there was the overhead projector that could only read clear plastics and it projected using light and mirrors
Technology
remember when you got your first phone, and it had monoton/polyphone ringtones=? OR THE FIRST TIME YOU COULD ACTUALLY PUT A SONG AS YOUR RINGTONE 1:1 that was such a huge thing…..Also the first phones with coloured displays, 100x100px photos……god what a time….
I remember before iPods became a thing and I was in like 5th grade and I got a Walkman CD player (because regular CD players would skip and shit if you moved them too much and walkmans were like A+ technology that you could listen to CDs on the go) and I had like the whole case of CDs I’d take with me everywhere. Then iPods became the new norm and everyone’s mind was collectively blown
My great-grandmother went from being the first house in town to have electricity to emailing her cross-national friends in her lifetime.
Alright, so I
decided to share my theory based on the responses I got. c: I normally
just keep my Gravity Falls theories and observations to myself and
just wait for someone else to point it out. It’s been a long time and
I haven’t seen anyone else notice this yet, so I really feel I should
voice my theory now.
People have been
pretty stumped at why Blendin Blandin appeared at the end of Gideon
Rises with no clear explanation. When I first watched the episode, I
did not notice that Blendin was there in the background until I saw a
screen shot online pointing it out. There was this particular scene
in the episode that always stood out to me as odd, and finding out
that the time traveler was there helped back up my suspicions.
So we all know
this scene in Gideon Rises: Gideon throws Dipper onto the cliff, he
feels weak and useless so he sadly turns and walks into the forest.
Right after, he charges back out and leaps off the cliff to save
Mabel.
Now, there is this
one part of this scene that REALLY bugs me.
Dipper is feeling
completely useless, he’s dejected and believes he is too weak, too
dumb to take Gideon on without the journal. He turns around hiding
his face in shame and walks into the shadowy forest off screen.
He isn’t shown for
only about one or two seconds, but still, anything could have
happened here.
Look at him. He was so
crestfallen, how did he get so confident so fast?
This
incredibly fast mood change does not make sense to me. When I
had to re-animate this scene a while back, I had to improvise. I
actually showed Dipper come to a sudden realization and become confident enough to jump off a freaking cliff even though I knew it was all
happening too quickly. The actual show purposely didn’t show Dipper
during his emotional transition. It could have possibly been just for
dramatic effect…but with Blendin being shown not long after, I
believe there was more happening off screen that what we originally thought.
My theory: While
Dipper was off screen, he met another character, or himself, from the
future. Someonehad to of convinced him to go back and at least try. He might have been taken by the future visitor to find out
what might have happened if Gideon won, thus convincing Dipper to
take on Gideon when they traveled back to that very scene.
It could also be
that the Dipper that walked off screen wasn’t the same Dipper that
leaped from the cliff to battle Gideon. Maybe future Dipper was
unable to convince past Dipper and he went instead? We know that
Dipper has actually met his future selves as stated in Dipper and
Mabel’s Guide to Mystery and Nonstop Fun. However,
this scenario seems less likely because Dipper is shown wiping the
blood from his nose he got earlier when he comes out. This is still
a possibility though I guess.
In conclusion:
Time travel might have been involved in Gideon Rises when Dipper
momentarily went off screen. This would then explain why Blendin
Blandin was seen later in the episode.
It might seem too
far fetched, but right now it’s the only explanation I can come up
with.
Alright, so I
decided to share my theory based on the responses I got. c: I normally
just keep my Gravity Falls theories and observations to myself and
just wait for someone else to point it out. It’s been a long time and
I haven’t seen anyone else notice this yet, so I really feel I should
voice my theory now.
People have been
pretty stumped at why Blendin Blandin appeared at the end of Gideon
Rises with no clear explanation. When I first watched the episode, I
did not notice that Blendin was there in the background until I saw a
screen shot online pointing it out. There was this particular scene
in the episode that always stood out to me as odd, and finding out
that the time traveler was there helped back up my suspicions.
So we all know
this scene in Gideon Rises: Gideon throws Dipper onto the cliff, he
feels weak and useless so he sadly turns and walks into the forest.
Right after, he charges back out and leaps off the cliff to save
Mabel.
Now, there is this
one part of this scene that REALLY bugs me.
Dipper is feeling
completely useless, he’s dejected and believes he is too weak, too
dumb to take Gideon on without the journal. He turns around hiding
his face in shame and walks into the shadowy forest off screen.
He isn’t shown for
only about one or two seconds, but still, anything could have
happened here.
Look at him. He was so
crestfallen, how did he get so confident so fast?
This
incredibly fast mood change does not make sense to me. When I
had to re-animate this scene a while back, I had to improvise. I
actually showed Dipper come to a sudden realization and become confident enough to jump off a freaking cliff even though I knew it was all
happening too quickly. The actual show purposely didn’t show Dipper
during his emotional transition. It could have possibly been just for
dramatic effect…but with Blendin being shown not long after, I
believe there was more happening off screen that what we originally thought.
My theory: While
Dipper was off screen, he met another character, or himself, from the
future. Someonehad to of convinced him to go back and at least try. He might have been taken by the future visitor to find out
what might have happened if Gideon won, thus convincing Dipper to
take on Gideon when they traveled back to that very scene.
It could also be
that the Dipper that walked off screen wasn’t the same Dipper that
leaped from the cliff to battle Gideon. Maybe future Dipper was
unable to convince past Dipper and he went instead? We know that
Dipper has actually met his future selves as stated in Dipper and
Mabel’s Guide to Mystery and Nonstop Fun. However,
this scenario seems less likely because Dipper is shown wiping the
blood from his nose he got earlier when he comes out. This is still
a possibility though I guess.
In conclusion:
Time travel might have been involved in Gideon Rises when Dipper
momentarily went off screen. This would then explain why Blendin
Blandin was seen later in the episode.
It might seem too
far fetched, but right now it’s the only explanation I can come up
with.
Stan had a hard time lying to kids’ faces outright. He had a lot of practice with Soos (who at first after growing fond to him, he found it hard to lie to) which is why he can lie to Dipper and Mabel so easily.
Even then, he finds certain circumstances throw him for a loop. Lying about the portal and the supernatural stuff in Gravity Falls is easy enough, he made it a point to practice that. But lying when he feels guilty (say, when he left Waddles chained up outside and a pterodactyl flew off with him) is a different story–that’s when he starts babbling, sweating and acting incredibly suspicious.
It doesn’t help that guilt is an emotion Stan doesn’t feel very often so he’s not good at dealing with it. 90% of the time, Stan is immune to guilt. It’s just that last 10% that destroys him.
To me Stan actually is eaten alive by guilt over every single mistake he made ever 24/7 but he just mastered pushing it as far into subconsciousness as possible. And that 10% is when it resurfaces, the current regrets along with the the old ones that make him feel twice as horrible.
I was rewatching Land Before Swine Lately, and I found his confrontation with Mabel about Waddles very similar to another scene…
In both situations Stan says: “No, wait, if you think about it… [there’s a silver lining.. treasure hunting?/Look, he’s an animal. He belongs outside!]”
And the reaction is:
Mabel: Now thanks to you Waddles could be DEAD!
Ford:
Why would I want to do anything with the person who sabotaged my entire future?!
No wonder he looks so broken here. Hurting Mabel would be bad enough but he’s also relieving his falling out with Ford that led to losing him for… maybe forever? (back then there was no guarantee that he could come back)
Mabel:Grunkle Stan, I am never ever speaking to you again!
Sounds pretty similar to what another family member did…
It should also be noted that in both scenes Stan’s first instinct was to try and downplay his mistakes when initially confronted about them. He seems to have difficulty handling situations where he angers/disappoints people he cares about, and therefore tries to avoid those situations entirely – even in situations where he’d be better off in long run if he faced the music and owned up to his mistakes right away.
Though it’s also interesting to that he was already doing this kind of thing by A Tale of Two Stans, which might imply that this was his go-to method of handling confrontations with his loved ones long before the science fair.
I never expected this to get such thorough analysis after only a few hours when this was a 2… okay 3 am idea I wrote down. I love it.
This is a very good analysis. But just for clarification, when I say Stan is immune to guilt 90% of the time, I’m referring to the sort of actions that the fandom (for good reason, since they mostly happen to anonymous extras) generally doesn’t care about.
Scamming customers, stealing from people, destroying others’ property, laughing at others’ misfortune or insulting people…these are the sort of things Stan feels no guilt over whatsoever.
But breaking Ford’s science project? Putting Mabel’s pet in danger? These things involve the people he loves. The ones he cares about. When they’re hurt, he feels their pain. And he feels like the scum of the earth for hurting them, even if it was by accident, or due to short-sightedness rather than malice.
That’s why I say it’s that last 10% that kills him. When he does feel guilty over something, it absolutely ruins him. He’ll do everything he can to wriggle out of the feeling or rationalize it. (I very much agree with theory-anon’s comment that “He seems to have difficulty handling situations where he angers/disappoints people he cares about, and therefore tries to avoid those situations entirely”)
And if he can’t do that, he’ll do whatever it takes to make it right. Whether it’s punching a pterodactyl in the face, or spending thirty years trying to get an inter-dimensional portal restarted.
Oh, right. I forget about all those scams and crimes on strangers as well…
Stan had a hard time lying to kids’ faces outright. He had a lot of practice with Soos (who at first after growing fond to him, he found it hard to lie to) which is why he can lie to Dipper and Mabel so easily.
Even then, he finds certain circumstances throw him for a loop. Lying about the portal and the supernatural stuff in Gravity Falls is easy enough, he made it a point to practice that. But lying when he feels guilty (say, when he left Waddles chained up outside and a pterodactyl flew off with him) is a different story–that’s when he starts babbling, sweating and acting incredibly suspicious.
It doesn’t help that guilt is an emotion Stan doesn’t feel very often so he’s not good at dealing with it. 90% of the time, Stan is immune to guilt. It’s just that last 10% that destroys him.
To me Stan actually is eaten alive by guilt over every single mistake he made ever 24/7 but he just mastered pushing it as far into subconsciousness as possible. And that 10% is when it resurfaces, the current regrets along with the the old ones that make him feel twice as horrible.
I was rewatching Land Before Swine Lately, and I found his confrontation with Mabel about Waddles very similar to another scene…
In both situations Stan says: “No, wait, if you think about it… [there’s a silver lining.. treasure hunting?/Look, he’s an animal. He belongs outside!]”
And the reaction is:
Mabel: Now thanks to you Waddles could be DEAD!
Ford:
Why would I want to do anything with the person who sabotaged my entire future?!
No wonder he looks so broken here. Hurting Mabel would be bad enough but he’s also relieving his falling out with Ford that led to losing him for… maybe forever? (back then there was no guarantee that he could come back)
Mabel:Grunkle Stan, I am never ever speaking to you again!
Sounds pretty similar to what another family member did…
It should also be noted that in both scenes Stan’s first instinct was to try and downplay his mistakes when initially confronted about them. He seems to have difficulty handling situations where he angers/disappoints people he cares about, and therefore tries to avoid those situations entirely – even in situations where he’d be better off in long run if he faced the music and owned up to his mistakes right away.
Though it’s also interesting to that he was already doing this kind of thing by A Tale of Two Stans, which might imply that this was his go-to method of handling confrontations with his loved ones long before the science fair.
I never expected this to get such thorough analysis after only a few hours when this was a 2… okay 3 am idea I wrote down. I love it.
This is a very good analysis. But just for clarification, when I say Stan is immune to guilt 90% of the time, I’m referring to the sort of actions that the fandom (for good reason, since they mostly happen to anonymous extras) generally doesn’t care about.
Scamming customers, stealing from people, destroying others’ property, laughing at others’ misfortune or insulting people…these are the sort of things Stan feels no guilt over whatsoever.
But breaking Ford’s science project? Putting Mabel’s pet in danger? These things involve the people he loves. The ones he cares about. When they’re hurt, he feels their pain. And he feels like the scum of the earth for hurting them, even if it was by accident, or due to short-sightedness rather than malice.
That’s why I say it’s that last 10% that kills him. When he does feel guilty over something, it absolutely ruins him. He’ll do everything he can to wriggle out of the feeling or rationalize it. (I very much agree with theory-anon’s comment that “He seems to have difficulty handling situations where he angers/disappoints people he cares about, and therefore tries to avoid those situations entirely”)
And if he can’t do that, he’ll do whatever it takes to make it right. Whether it’s punching a pterodactyl in the face, or spending thirty years trying to get an inter-dimensional portal restarted.
Oh, right. I forget about all those scams and crimes on strangers as well…
Rewatching Not What He Seems
Does anyone else think it took Soos a bizarre long time to get to the vending machine??