im bored here’s some Gravity Falls headcanons

beatrice-babe:

  • Ford totally does yoga to meditate and chill after he comes through the portal. Sometimes, if it’s late and he thinks everyone else is asleep, he’ll do yoga in the living room. One time, Stan walked in on him becoming a human pretzel, made no comment, and walked back out. Dipper walked in on Ford putting his leg behind his head, tried to emulate it, and the next half hour was spent with Ford trying to help Dipper get his leg out from behind his head
  • Mabel has an absurd level of caffeine tolerance built up. It takes like three cups of coffee before any sort of caffeine hits her. In college, this means she perpetually has some sort of Starbucks sugary/coffee abomination in hand. She adds her own glitter to make it all Mabel-y
  • Dipper has never once in his life tried to knit. Mabel has been trying to make him learn for literally years but he has never tried. He gets to college (a different city from Mabel) and starts to miss his sister, so he looks up how to knit on YouTube, learns to knit, and sends Mabel a scarf. It’s exactly as good as you’d expect from someone who has never tried to knit before, but Mabel treasures that scarf. Next time they get together, Mabel shows him some cool tricks and they knit together while watching Mythbusters
  • Wendy loves the original Shrek movie. Loves it with like 98% of her heart. Dipper has never seen it and as soon as she learns this, she makes him watch it. They don’t really get Wendy’s love of it, but they like it because Wendy does
  • Stan likes pineapple on pizza. LOVES pineapple on pizza. The twins don’t, so he never brings it up, but this boy would fucking kill for a hawaiian pizza
  • Soos’s immune system is just stupid-good. He never gets sick from anything ever. Which basically means that when Stan succumbs to whatever flu/cold is going around that week (and he always ends up catching it), Soos ends up reheating chicken noodle soup for this cranky old man. Once Stan is better, both of them pretend it never happened, but Stan is always grateful for it and Soos is always happy to help out Stan
  • Dipper absolutely idolizes Illinois Smith, his favorite archaeologist/badass (aka Indiana Jones). He definitely quotes these movies and Mabel always quotes it back to him. Stan saw the Illinois Smith movies when they first came out and actually knows the actor who plays Illinois Smith (they were both involved in some shady shit back in the day). Stan gets an autograph from the actor and gives it to Dipper for his fourteenth birthday. Dipper has the same reaction he had to meeting the Author

im bored here’s some Gravity Falls headcanons

beatrice-babe:

  • Ford totally does yoga to meditate and chill after he comes through the portal. Sometimes, if it’s late and he thinks everyone else is asleep, he’ll do yoga in the living room. One time, Stan walked in on him becoming a human pretzel, made no comment, and walked back out. Dipper walked in on Ford putting his leg behind his head, tried to emulate it, and the next half hour was spent with Ford trying to help Dipper get his leg out from behind his head
  • Mabel has an absurd level of caffeine tolerance built up. It takes like three cups of coffee before any sort of caffeine hits her. In college, this means she perpetually has some sort of Starbucks sugary/coffee abomination in hand. She adds her own glitter to make it all Mabel-y
  • Dipper has never once in his life tried to knit. Mabel has been trying to make him learn for literally years but he has never tried. He gets to college (a different city from Mabel) and starts to miss his sister, so he looks up how to knit on YouTube, learns to knit, and sends Mabel a scarf. It’s exactly as good as you’d expect from someone who has never tried to knit before, but Mabel treasures that scarf. Next time they get together, Mabel shows him some cool tricks and they knit together while watching Mythbusters
  • Wendy loves the original Shrek movie. Loves it with like 98% of her heart. Dipper has never seen it and as soon as she learns this, she makes him watch it. They don’t really get Wendy’s love of it, but they like it because Wendy does
  • Stan likes pineapple on pizza. LOVES pineapple on pizza. The twins don’t, so he never brings it up, but this boy would fucking kill for a hawaiian pizza
  • Soos’s immune system is just stupid-good. He never gets sick from anything ever. Which basically means that when Stan succumbs to whatever flu/cold is going around that week (and he always ends up catching it), Soos ends up reheating chicken noodle soup for this cranky old man. Once Stan is better, both of them pretend it never happened, but Stan is always grateful for it and Soos is always happy to help out Stan
  • Dipper absolutely idolizes Illinois Smith, his favorite archaeologist/badass (aka Indiana Jones). He definitely quotes these movies and Mabel always quotes it back to him. Stan saw the Illinois Smith movies when they first came out and actually knows the actor who plays Illinois Smith (they were both involved in some shady shit back in the day). Stan gets an autograph from the actor and gives it to Dipper for his fourteenth birthday. Dipper has the same reaction he had to meeting the Author