You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for….

glittersnowflakes:

trashmouth-smashmouth:

jidashia:

Grandpa Friend™:

– almost always grumpy
– bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
– “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
– often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
– too old for this shit (see above)
– totally not down with the youth
– bad back (and everything else hurts too)
– likes to complain

Fuck off

Alternately, the Grandma Friend™

-also has a hard time hearing you, constantly reminisces about their youth
-has a hard time getting back up after they sit down
-waits until the Mom and Dad friends are gone to tell you about the wild, irresponsible shit they’ve done
-doesn’t understand anything you’re doing but supports you nonetheless
-seems outwardly sweet but has a wild side like you’d never believe
-always cold
-lets you have sweets when you’re not supposed to

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for….

glittersnowflakes:

trashmouth-smashmouth:

jidashia:

Grandpa Friend™:

– almost always grumpy
– bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
– “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
– often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
– too old for this shit (see above)
– totally not down with the youth
– bad back (and everything else hurts too)
– likes to complain

Fuck off

Alternately, the Grandma Friend™

-also has a hard time hearing you, constantly reminisces about their youth
-has a hard time getting back up after they sit down
-waits until the Mom and Dad friends are gone to tell you about the wild, irresponsible shit they’ve done
-doesn’t understand anything you’re doing but supports you nonetheless
-seems outwardly sweet but has a wild side like you’d never believe
-always cold
-lets you have sweets when you’re not supposed to

coolartist1110:

This is what I do in my spare time

I think so Brain, but Rock Sugar? That sounds unhealthy.

I think so Brain, but what do you mean he’s not Gene Simmons?

I think so Brain, but aren’t you Canadian?

I think so Brain, but why isn’t his dad named Paul if he’s Paul’s son?

I think so Brain, but why would some pie want to delete the internet?

I think so Brain, but are they kids or squids?

I think so Brain, but what game are the thrones playing?

I think so Brain, but I thought he wasn’t a crook.

I think so Brain, but if they ain’t afraid of no ghost, doesn’t that mean they are afraid of ghosts?

I think so Brain, but Dudley Moore than what?

THIS ISN’T EVEN ALL OF THEM

coolartist1110:

This is what I do in my spare time

I think so Brain, but Rock Sugar? That sounds unhealthy.

I think so Brain, but what do you mean he’s not Gene Simmons?

I think so Brain, but aren’t you Canadian?

I think so Brain, but why isn’t his dad named Paul if he’s Paul’s son?

I think so Brain, but why would some pie want to delete the internet?

I think so Brain, but are they kids or squids?

I think so Brain, but what game are the thrones playing?

I think so Brain, but I thought he wasn’t a crook.

I think so Brain, but if they ain’t afraid of no ghost, doesn’t that mean they are afraid of ghosts?

I think so Brain, but Dudley Moore than what?

THIS ISN’T EVEN ALL OF THEM